August 2011
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July 2011
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YOU CAN’T USE THAT PASSWORD.
YOU MUST USE ONE NUMBER.
YOU ALREADY HAVE A LOGIN.
THAT IS THE WRONG LOGIN.
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT.
AN ACCOUNT IS ALREADY ACTIVE WITH THAT EMAIL.
FORGOT USERNAME?
Oh. My. God. Just let me log in!
And then this happened on Gchat...
JB: Please do not laugh at me for this question.
JB: Because I've never done it before...
JB: and I feel like it's sorta valid.
Sara: You need to breathe through your nose.
And that was when I proposed to Sara. We are getting married this weekend. ... Editor's Note-- That wasn't the question.
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surisburnbook:
I feel sorry for Max and Emme because they have Jennifer for a mom (selfish) and Marc for a dad (unfortunate genes), and because their parents are going through a divorce. That’s rough.
But I feel sorry for MYSELF because my damn mother is the face of Ann Taylor while these kids’ mom is the face of GUCCI. GUCCI. What’s the best I can get out of Katie’s endorsement deal? An...
“It’s so tacky I can barely breathe.”
– Suri’s Burn Book
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Study Time
JB: I can't study on this white paper. I'm used to a yellow legal pad.
JB: I'm LOST!
Sara: Wow. You are old.
Sara: "I'm so used to looking at the typewriter spool! What is this huge machine on my desk?!"
