January 2011
88 posts
I want to go someplace warm.
benthal:
that’s far, far away.
Like Austin, Texas?
Roommate's Dog
Mom: Does the puppy have a name?
Me: Shiloh. But I call him Puppy because I'm a brat.
RE: SARCASM
tomywife:
“I just want someone who understands my sarcasm over BBM” -Julia Chesky
Agreed x 1000. I don’t want to have to explain myself. No sarcasm. Or (0) if you will.
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Massage
Chels: She was pulling on me!
Ashley: Well you have to say if you want it hard.
Me: That's what she said!!!
Ashley: Yeah I set that one up for you... On purpose.
Blair??
Me: I take cues from Blair Waldorf.
Haley: Wow. I might need to tweet that. cc @dkny.
Me: Yeah, but it's about thigh highs!
#ilivewithmyex
Roommate: I want to a new FB pic...is this a good one or no?
Me: I mean, it's creepy. When people take pics of themselves it's weird.
Roommate: Lol...okay
Me: and creepy.
Me: and you look like the unabomber.
Roommate: Okay. Okay.
Keepin' it honest, y'all.
THE SINK
tomywife:
I will clean my whiskers from the sink.
How ironic. People remember #ilivewithmyex, right? Ah yes.
Word of the Day
me: everything is turning out swimmingly
Haley: excellent word
me: thank you
me: i should tweet it.
#ilivewithmyex
Roommate: That chicken I have in the CrockPot smells good, huh?
Me: Yeah, but that's not exactly what I want to smell right when I wake up...
Roommate: When I woke up I thought you were cooking.
Me: Have we met?
It was all a dream....
I had a dream Kate Bosworth and I were dressed up as farmers from south Florida and we were robbing something. We got the cash and were running to the car and I said, “Wait! Check around the corner!” and sure enough, the FBI was there waiting on us. The same FBI guys from that one season of “Weeds.” Jerks.
It was all a dream....
I had a dream Kate Bosworth and I were dressed up as farmers from south Florida and we were robbing something. We got the cash and were running to the car and I said, “Wait! Check around the corner!” and sure enough, the FBI was there waiting on us. The same FBI guys from that one season of “Weeds.” Jerks.
When Parents Text: He Who Must Not Be Named →
When Parents Text: Spy →
So I Talk to the Radio 2
Rihanna: Oo na na. What's my name?
Me: Rihanna.
Rihanna: Oo na na. What's my name?
Me: Rihanna.
Rihanna: Oo na na. What's my name? What's my name? What's my name?
Me: Good GOD! It's Rihanna!
So I Talk to the Radio
James Blunt: You're beautiful.
Me: Thank you.
James Blunt: You're beautiful.
Me: Thank you.
James Blunt: You're beautiful, it's true.
Me: Thanks. I know.
Random Story Longer Than 140 Characters...
Once I was at a birthday party for a friend. His girlfriend and him lived together and it was at their apartment. A majority of her family was there, parents, aunts, uncles and grandparents included. We were all standing around having our cocktails when we noticed the gigantic flat screen on the wall in the living room was playing porn (instead of football that was just on). Not many people...
A Winter's Park in New York City
fromme-toyou:
Living in New York sometimes means not taking a taxi, not riding the subway and not hopping on a bus in order to take the long way home. After yesterday’s photo shoot on the Upper East Side I opted to walk home through the quiet snow blanketed Central Park as the sun set on Manhattan…
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When I do decide to take a lover, I will need a man that knows random flower arrangements are not okay. I mean, I’m not even really a flower person in general, but daisies, carnations (sorry Oscar), and anything of the sort simply won’t do. Peonies should be his go-to.
That is all.
THE VOGUETTES.
benthal:
The NEW. The NEXT. The people you should know of.
The following ten women are taking the fashion and entertainment industry by storm, fast. Music seemed to be a big point/topic throughout, but Vogue Italia had all of them covered in terms of photography, fashion, acting, etc.
Video interviews with each girl were conducted and can be seen HERE.
Ginevra Elkann
Poppy Delevingne
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IT'S COLD
tomywife:
Let’s walk tight with coffee.
And scotch.
Inside the Actors Studio:
Family Guy. Right now. So much joy.
When Parents Text: Fuzzy →
When Parents Text: Spreading the Word →
When Parents Text: Drama →
BRAH
tomywife:
You don’t have to like my friends (because I won’t like all of yours) but please respect them. Unless they’re total douchebags to you, in which case I will vanquish them.
(Mates)
A PERSONAL CHOICE
tomywife:
I like Pepsi, but I’m not going to hold it against you if you like Coke.
BUT would you hold the Pepsi against me? It might make me cold. And if it’s summer there’s going to be condensation and I HATE condensation.
